THE VESSELElumelu island

SideCar · one Nigerian cohort · after the named bank

Tony Elumelu Foundation · last-mile receipt

What this sitting is · and is not

SideCar does not sit inside NIP. Money sits in the named bank’s book — never on this glass, never on a Nokia.

Originating end: the Foundation’s licensed disbursing bank. The seed leaves that pot. We do not hold it.

Beneficiary end: the youth’s pot at a licensed house, or cash-out at their agent. The Nokia is how they hear. It is not an account we open.

This envelope is one Nigerian cohort, with a named disbursing bank in the room. It is not a map of fifty-four countries. A second country would be a new book and a new sitting in that host.

Where a ticket is later agreed, ₦12 is a stub after the bank’s post — not a percent of the seed, never a charge on the youth, and this envelope does not name a sitting fee.

Youth · 2G · name only
Mallam Garba
Guga · Shika · Nigerian cohort

SIGNAL · last-four only · no dest on this glass

seed
their book → ticket
Named bank · kitchen
Named Nigerian bank
Books the seed · then we attest

₦12 after their post · then empty

MALLAM GARBA\n2G · last-four only\n\nWaiting on their bank.\nNo dest on this glass.
TEF ISLAND\nNo applicant file.\n\nKitchen has not posted.\nNo naira here.
T3 · Path A intent
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T2 · named bank (theirs)
Silent · no debit on our glass
T3 · Path A after their post
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T5 · Path B
Off this island · dialect 0.000 · no SMSC on attest

What the Foundation is seeing

Step 1 is not a transfer and not a grant. Mallam Garba is a name on a 2G walk — last-four for the bind, no full number. SideCar attests four fields. Path B is not fired here. We hold zero naira and zero applicant file.

Step 2 is theatre of their book — the only place the seed can move. We simulate the kitchen because we are not NIP and TEF is not a bank. Step 3 attests that post. Step 4 wipes the glass. Residual may be tip_hash.

Share this island only: https://snivai.net/tef · Detail pack: /tef-pack